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damaged the memorial to the Confederacy.
Several scientists were put on administrative leave pending an investigation.
A spokesman from the energy industry had very little comment except to say, "Told you so."
A review of satellite images demonstrated that the scientists used ball point pens to block out areas of sea ice and glaciers on photographs of the arctic and northern latitudes. Glaciers are actually expanding and have been seen in the Porcupine Mountains of Wisconsin and in the Catskills of New York.
The harbor master of Baltimore stated, "I've been wondering what they've been talking about with all that global warming crap. Chesapeake Bay has been iced in for the last five years."
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